Bar Quotes
12-03-05, 1:34 AM

Post Bar Entry

Sittig in a bar booth, his wife walks in and my eye immediately says, "What the fuck is that?"

Striking is the bright red background , knit sweater with a raised releaf pine, green Christmas tree with protruding and dangling, jeweled ornaments and a wide white, peppermint banded collar. Her 1980's acid-washed jeans were filled beyond capacity around a gigiantic peer shaped body and tucked into her rhynstone, knee-high cowgirl boots with matching belt. Her siren, red lips gave warning to words that escaped her mouth and contrasted her pale white face with a thick layer of blush and turquoise eye shadow.

I said nothing but her husband freely said, "Did you ever notice as they get fatter their hairstyle becomes shorter? Look at her, she's a Christmas bowling pin."

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