Lobotomy email
05-15-06, 2:56 PM

The Administrative Assistant sent a department email scheduling an appointment for review/education session of a particular software program that our department is forced to use. These sessions are dry and puts one to sleep immediately.

Email sent to Bob:

Are you all available to meet with Rob on Wednesday, May 17th from 2:30 to 3:30? Please advise. Thanks!

Email I sent to Mary:

I�m sorry�I have my lobotomy procedure during this time. However, I think the LMNOP software meeting shall have the same effect. In short then, I can meet.

Email sent back to Bob:

Can you meet at all on Wed?

Email sent to Mary:

With the rest of my co-workers, I too will be in attendance with a distant expression and drooling.

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